Pompuan VS Lelaki


Kalau perempuan cantik pendiam

lelaki akan kata: wow!ciri2 isteri idaman...

Kalau perempuan tak cantik pendiam
Lelaki akan kata: tak reti berkomunikasi agaknyer...

Kalau perempuan cantik berbuat jahat

Lelaki akan kata: mst ada krisis nih...kesiannyer...
Kalau perempuan tak cantik berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan kata: dah la tak lawa,perangai plak mcm sial!!

Kalau perempuan cantik menolong lelaki yg kesusahan
Lelaki akan kata: wow!heroin sejati...

Kalau perempuan tak cantik menolong lelaki yg kesusahan
Lelaki akan kata: hmm...taktik nak ngorat la tu...

Kalau perempuan cantik dpt lelaki handsome
Lelaki akan kata: ok la...bagai pinang d belah dua...
Kalau perempuan tak cantik dpt lelaki handsome
Lelaki akan kata: kesian...mst dah kena bomoh lelaki tu...

Kalau perempuan cantik d tinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: buta kayu btol mamat tu!!
Kalau perempuan tak cantik d tinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: patut pon kena reject...

Kalau perempuan cantik bawa BMW
Lelaki akan kata: ntah dato' mana bela ni...
Kalau perempuan tak cantik bawa BMW
Lelaki akan kata: mesti anak org kaya ni

Kalau perempuan cantik menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan kata: wah...caringnyer...
Kalau perempuan tak cantik menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan kata: eleh,gedik la tu...

Kalau perempuan cantik bersedih hati
Lelaki akan kata: don't worry,i will make u happy forever...
Kalau perempuan tak cantik bersedih hati
Lelaki akan kata: ckit2 nangis!!gembeng tol..ngade2 la...

Kalau perempuan cantik pandai masak
Lelaki akan kata: dah la lawa,pandai masak plak tu...

Kalau perempuan tak cantik pandai masak
Lelaki akan kata: ntah sedap ke tak tu...

Kalau perempuan cantik main2 miskol
Lelaki akan kata: syoknye!!rindu la tu...
Kalau perempuan tak cantik main2 miskol
Lelaki akan kata: ko ni takde keje lain ke??!sibuk ni tau tak!!

Kalau perempuan cantik hantar email hari2
Lelaki akan kata: sukenyer...!!
Kalau perempuan tak cantik hantar2 email
Lelaki akan kata: asyik2 email dia...boring!

betul ke sume lelaki cam2?


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Zodiak

aku bushan so aku post jak la yg ney
hahaha

CANCER
Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal.
Great in bed. Most horny.

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMNIT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but ina good way

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly andfun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will evermeet!
AMAZING in Bed.!!!!!

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. EVERYPERFORMANCE!!!!

AQUAR IUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in longrelationships. Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fvck with. Have own uniquesexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.
Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon inbed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves beingin long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what theywant.
Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser. sexual as****.

LEO
Great talker. Always the life of the party. Sexy.Horny all the time. Attractive physically or mentally (sumtimesboth) Can be Laid back or Wild. Knows how to have fun. Is reallygood at fvcking . Great kisser.

VIRGO
Dominant in relationships.Sexy.A lwaysHorny.Freak in bed. Always wants the lastword.Loud.Caring.Sma rt.Loves being in long relationships.Addictive . Passionate.

SCORPIO
sexy. Talkative. Energetic. Predict future. Mosterotic.Freak in bed.Good kisser. not one to mess with. always getwhat they want.

SAGITTARIUS
Spontanious. Horny.High sex appeal.
Rare to find. Good when found.
Loves being in long relationships.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners VeryGood in bed. Lover not a Fighter But Still Punch Your Lights Out.Trustworth

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Cerita Satu Minggu

Tora Yg teda mud

waaa lama ody not updated my blog bloge blogger
2 week ody lerh but dun wory now im here 2 updated pull2


huhuhuhu
now oldy 2bulan aku d rantauan (nah matai bahasa 2)
rindu2 sua ma kampung halaman kuikuikui
rindu ma bantal busuk aku tinggal tmpat ayah
harum semerbak kasturi 2 bntal lau buang d laut kompom jerung pun pengsan
hahahahaha
nda pyh kmu ckp EEEEEEE, kmu c bayang jak cm mna 2 jerung terapung smpil sirip dia tutup hidung
hahahaha jerung ada hidung kha?


rindu lae ma c sys cici (mulau2 girl)
rindu mo buli2 dia lae mo c geli2 betis dia
tpi aku jua yg kena balik, nda apa nnt aku c kena balik
biar ney kali smpai btampar2 smpai pecah ibu jari kaki
ney kali la kompom


apa la aku rindu arhh??
let me think2 1st k
nah2 ada org mekong2 sua 2 nda d rindu


ibu, mekong kha?
hahahaha
rindu bha sma ibu, rindu jua mo buli2
tpi lau org buli ckit jak trs mekong
blm lae byk, mekong2 smpai jadi tokong cina kali yah
hahahaha


sma adik nda pyh ckp la mmg aku nda rindu
dia ckp nda rindu aku d syg jak kunu yui sejak kapan ya ngomong2
nnt2 jak bisuk lusa tulat abad jak aku rindu ko k


aku rindu mo makan LOKAN PANGGANG pacik salut
nda apa nnt aku balik ma gerai2 pacik 2 aku telan
nah matai pelahap, lau sys cici lain 2 dia sebut "halobah"


now lets talk2 about work

ayakk so many2 tekanan lerh, cannot tahan but i still can tahan until i cant tahan anymore (singaporian english style) aku ikut jak yg penting lancar
da 1 woman arh very2 make me tekanan lerh, i arh just like wanna slap her face ooo but still in control coz she is my ________ cant sebut nnt org lain tau


fuh just now arh da woman arh, ayakkk y so many ARH ARH ARH
mengaku diz she is L.E.S so takut one
went she want dekat2 with me, aku undur 1 langkah ke belakang
she wanna kisas2 (sapa yg nda tau ney mmg bkn org sabah) me ayoo


my job just ok still in under control
but so tired, damn tired, fuckin' tired tuk kesimpulannya luu P K la sendiri
huahuahuahua


now i ody found my good fwen just ok2 larh
mula2 tgk cm sombong, dua kali tgk juga sombong skqli 3 kali tgk astagafirlullahalazim cm setan pula
hahahaha tapi baik ney memahami keadaan aku
perempuan ok jgn slh fhm sana


huhuhu btl2 penat oooo gila btl mcm ney
jadual keja aku

ISNIN, SELASA n KHAMIS- 9am until 7pm
RABU n JUMAAT - off day
SABTU - 12pm Until 11pm
AHAD - 11am until 9pm

kesimpulannya MATAI


aku tenson gila siot ada jak yg nda kna tuk seminggu ney
nah now aku mula ody tenson psl keja, kaki aku bengkak
lutut aku sakit smpai bdiri n bila mo melutut kompom sakit gila
buku lali aku pun nda ndmpak sua sbb tmpau bngkak kembang semacam jak
aaarrrgghhh cibai cili lada mangkuk hayun btl tau


2 pompuan (&^*) pksa2 ok ja buat e2 ini tpi bkn pndai fhm
yg dia 2 senang la jln sana sini arah2 org buat keja den p ofis dpt ddk
sua la d MRT pun bdiri, tmpat keja pun bdiri
aku bdiri 9jam 1 hari lau sua 2 hari 18jam ney pun tolak 1jam aku rest dpt ddk jap jak


tpi masih boleh lae ney, msh kuat lae
sabar jak aku ma pompuan 2 lau sua lama aku sana
matai la ko leh aku biar la besar kosa kun ada ku kesah
ko tunggu jak yah skrg msh btl ari bulan
blm lae 2 ari bulan silap lau sua silap ma ko2 skali silap


n ada lae 1 pompuan cm katak bontong tembirang gila
mentang2 training supervisor mo tembirang la ma aku
sabar jak la lau nda sabar mmg pelanting sua gg dia bha
bdan kecik tpi tembirang tahap planet pluto bru g2
chooiiiii


staff yg lain smua ok jak nda jua tembirang pndai jua sdar diri
tpi apa2 pun tabah jak la org ckp
sua ada keja g2 n ragam manusia mo buat macam mna lae kn
so ney la cabaran dunia pekerjaan


ari ney ddk d uma jak teda p mna2 sbb penat gila
even off day msh jua penat nda dpt c hilang 2 penat
nda ckup tdur lae huhu ngantuk gila
balik2 jua mo menguap


nah skrg aku pantang btl ma org _ _ D_ _E _ S _ A
pnya la main sayhal2 mo jak aku tmpar smlm 2 pompuan bha
pas2 gatal lae bcium dpn public cm teda bilik jak
saja kali yah mo menunjuk2 kunu dorg bahagia
ko tunggu jak la lps kawen ada cop tpak tgn jua d muka ko 2
awan nda selalu cerah pndai mendung jua


nda aku mo jejak kaki d negara 2
kali org2 dia smua betebiat cm tabiat katak puru
hahahaha
biar la kna bg tiket free pun aku nda mo
kna bg duit 100juta pun aku nda mo


bgs lae aku ddk diam2 d sabah aman sentosa lae

eee dlm seminggu ney jak bha bnyak btl bnda jadi bha
penat btl aku ma smua ney
tpi nda apa dugaan org ckp
hehehe


rindu ma sys cici
ney 1 org lae bikin risau slalu sakit
nda pndai btl jga kesihatan dia
lau bkn skit perut, sakit pala
lau bkn sakit pala, demam
lau bkn demam, selesma


mo mrh pun ssh
nda mrh lae la ssh
p klinik mls ada jak jawapan dia
eeee ada la kna cubitan sulung ney nnt hahaha


nah aku yg sakit perut bha
adehh jangkitan apa ney

** benti rehat seketika **

sua rehat jap apa lae mo taip arh
hilang idea sua ney
huhuhhuu


layan dlu
hahahaha






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Happy Birthday To......


Happy Birthday To Syamsul Azlani
27 May 1987


wakakaka tua sua my bro
nda apa la bha tua yg penting NSEM kn bang?
kuikuikui
nah org sua puji2 ney
nnt org balik MALAYSIA (sengaja c huruf besar) mo minta belanja
hahahaha

Happy Birthday To Syamsul Azleey
27 May 1992


hahahaha
ko pun tua sua jua
but still underage
jangan ko macam-macam mo p clubbing sana
wakakaka
acah jak 2
nnt bulan 12 bru ko tagih hadiah arhh
fkr2 la dulu


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Off Day

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ari ney aku off day nda pa keja
so aku updated blog yg kemarin punya la 2nd day aku p keja
cm besa jak la mesra alam sua ckit skali ada 2 kakak
eee kulang hajal btl dia, aku sua syok2 jaga air dia c pindah2 lae sana sini
kejap d hotdog, kejap lae d ice cream, den kejap lae d air balik pas2 dia dtg lae dia c ppindah lae p ice cream
cm aku mo cekik2 jak bha kurus lae 2 sabar jak aku yah

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ada 2 kakak dia ckp panas, so aku ckp la nda jua pns btl
sbb ada bumbung jua cover kan skali dia cakap nnt dia bwa aku p luar main2
aku pun ya jak la
so dia bawa la aku nmpak sua mmg pns bha 2 tempat
dia tgk aku tapi aku slumber jak p sana bdiri d panas 2
aku tau bha dia mo c kena aku, dia ingat senang la
last2 dia yg give up bwa aku masuk balik

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nah dia ingat senang la 2, hahaha jgn harap la
den last2 aku pnya baran mo naik nah sana la aku teriak2 pnggil guest
dtg lae dorg abg masnor, c rino ma zack
teriak2 jua 1 kali
sora kami la paling kuat, byk bha org beli

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den tutup gerai kul8 sbb teda sua org smua hbs balik
p la antar smua barang2
kema2 apa yg patut
aku kna kira duit lae mo audit
senang jua la tapi 2 la mo susun duit 2 ssh sikit
still blur2 lae mo blajar lae ney
2nd day byk sua yg aku tangkap, harga smua sua aku kenal
so nda ssh la lps ney

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k la aku mo rehat2 dlu sakit kaki ney
mana nda asyik bdiri jak
nasib kuat, hahaha
mo tunggu c sys balik jua dri keja
sian dia 2

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bye all

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